December 2011
send me new years nudes
icavein:
A letter written by Stephen Fry to a girl suffering from depression
What a hero.
mam overcooked my quorn nuggets whilst I was at asda.
they now taste like shit
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
I don’t find collar bones attractive. in the slightest.
them: wuu2?
me: masturbating over the hobbit trailer
them: that's been out for like a week though
me: I know >=]
I drunkingly texted tasha last night telling her “I miss you. quite a lot. more than I ever thought I could”
she replied “okay” then a few minutes later said “You’re the one who told me to not talk to you anymore”
so I replied “I know but the fact I wont be seeing you on knew years depresses me so much”
what the fuck was I thinking?
that...
Tip scales with her waistline, sex with the...
date has been set.
on the 12th.
I will be getting all my hair cut off!
can’t wait.
how do I message someone telling them that even the thought of not seeing them on new years like I have the past few makes me feel very shit.
odetoochrasy asked: your finding about helena bonham carter and tim burton made me laugh. i had thoughts like they're swimming and jumping in their gigantic moneybunker like dagobert duck does hahahaha XD oh hell sorry but i had to say this haha :D
helena bonham carter is in almost ever tim burton movie.
so not only does he make a shit load of money.
she does too.
then they can roll around in their massive piles of money together.
seems like a good plan to me.
my least favourite thing about getting the internet bacK?
FUCKING UPDATES